Rabid Bat Bites Guitar-Playing Dude in the Woods
Not since Bruce Wayne suited up has a bat caused such commotion.
These guys were playing music in the woods while camping when a bat seemingly came out of nowhere to attack and bite one of the men. Yes, it sounds like the plot of a horrendous B-movie.
The man's friend wound up shooting the critter with a BB gun. As it turns out, the bat had rabies, so feel free to fill in your own joke about superpowers the victim will acquire. In reality, though, the man will have to get some shots to stave off any infection.