Insane Kung Fu Master Lives To Be Kicked in the ‘Nads
You’ve gotta have quite a set of cajones to pull this off.
From the YouTube description:
This man takes blows to his crotch. Master Wei Yaobin has been practicing them daily for over 10 years. He’s a master in ‘Iron Crotch Kung Fu’ and believes it can cure erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation.”
And by “cure,” we mean that your genitals are swelled up to the size of a Buick, so you’re not able to have sex at all, rendering those issues irrelevant.
You know what else Iron Crotch Kung Fu can cure? The ability to do a James Earl Jones impression. That’s okay, though, because, really, who needs to be a bass, right?
There’s already a wide array of martial arts out thee — karate, jujitsu, tae kwon do — that you have to wonder if we really need the option of studying one devoted to treating your junk like a speed bag in a gym.
In the meantime, if we ever feel the need to be emasculated, we’ll just stick to seeking out recipes on Pinterest.